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הפעם: שרה סילברמן בישראל, קולבר מתכונן לבולמוס יום העצמאות, וויל ארנט יורד על "רובוטריקים 3", סטיבן פריי חושף תמונה מהפקת מונטי פיית'ון, ג'ונה היל חובט במייספייס וג'ואל מקהייל מפרשן את ווימבלדון.

 

Jim Gaffigan
JimGaffigan Jim Gaffigan
I wish more things in my life could be blamed on auto correct.

 

 

Sarah Silverman
SarahKSilverman Sarah Silverman
Israel is this bizarro world where Jews r gorgeous & kick-assy instead of sneezy & shirt-stainy

 

 

Sarah Silverman
SarahKSilverman Sarah Silverman
Experiencing a whole new set of smells #Israel

 

 

Sarah Silverman
SarahKSilverman Sarah Silverman
Exponentially more circumstances of thick-browed girls saying "Everyone says I look like you" #Israel

 

Norm Macdonald
normmacdonald Norm Macdonald
I see Peter Falk is trending and so is Columbo. TV land is probably having one of their cool marathons.

 

 

Guri Alfi
AlfiGuri Guri Alfi
לא הזמינו אותי לשבת בצינוק. מנסה לחשוב מה עשיתי בקריירה שלי שגרם לזה.

 

 

האחיינים של עזיז אנסרי מושפעים כנראה מהסדרה החדשה של TNT, "פרנקלין ובאש", בכיכובו של מארק פול גוסלאר.

Aziz Ansari
azizansari Aziz Ansari

Pretty sure my lil cousins Darwish & Harris will dress up as Franklin & Bash for Halloween this year.

 

גוסלאר מגיב:

Mark-Paul Gosselaar
MP_Gosselaar Mark-Paul Gosselaar

If there's a God.

 

 

Damon Lindelof
DamonLindelof Damon Lindelof
For the love of the Force, get these people to ComicCon!!! http://t.co/SDYzLEx

 

 

Garry Shandling
GarryShandling Garry Shandling
When I buy condoms, I like to try one on to make sure it doesn't make me look fat.

 

 

RainnWilson
rainnwilson RainnWilson
I made a Salvador Dali emoticon %^'/

 

 

Will Arnett
arnettwill Will Arnett
Hey, if you're gonna tweet about Transformers, I beg you to employ a *spoiler alert*…thanks, no one.

 

 

liron teeny
liront liron teeny
לכבוד הלילה הלבן כולנו משנים את תמונת הפרופיל לאלי לוזון.

 

 

RainnWilson
rainnwilson RainnWilson
Dear @NewtGingrich: because of the many Newt/Schrute rhyme options, I humbly offer my services as your new campaign manager.

 

 

סתם שתדעו.
Damon Lindelof
DamonLindelof Damon Lindelof
And yes. We ALL read the boards. Especially the ones who say they don't.

 

 

Conan O'Brien
ConanOBrien Conan O'Brien
Tom Hanks is on my show tonight. As usual, he’s a total dick.

 

 

Stephen Colbert
StephenAtHome Stephen Colbert
I'm ready 4 July 4th! My 3-meat potato salad's been on the picnic table 4 a week. Dysentery is a great way to slim down 4 bathingsuit season

 

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אינפורמציה חשובה (זה לא רק אני שקורא אותו במבטא בריטי, נכון?):

Stephen Fry
stephenfry Stephen Fry
Landed in lovely London. Str8 off to studio to play God in a BBC drama about loony/violent reaction to Python masterpiece "Life of Brian"

 

 

Stephen Fry
stephenfry Stephen Fry
Phew! Production changed their mind: it's now ok to tweet pics of myself in divine form. Here I am in my dressing-room

 

 

Damon Lindelof
DamonLindelof Damon Lindelof
Sometimes I wish I could say my mouth was hacked.

 

 

Kristen Schaal
kristenschaaled Kristen Schaal
Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn't free. #basichumanright

 

 

Jonah Hill
JonahHill Jonah Hill
"I wish people on Twitter still cared enough to make fun of us" – Myspace

 

 

Joel McHale
Wimbledon update: Sharapova is beating the pants off Kvitova when it comes to per-stroke falsetto cries. 

 

 

Garret Dillahunt
I guess if you tell an annoying gawker "Take a picture-it lasts longer" you can't be annoyed if they actually whip a camera out and do, huh? 

 

 

Conan O'Brien
Don’t you hate it when you drink a milk shake too fast and your brain tells you to kill Ed Asner? 

 

 

 

<p style="text-align: right ;">הפעם:</p >

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<div style="text-align: right;"><img class="alignright" src="http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/1413598901/IMG_0595b_normal.jpg" alt="Jim Gaffigan" width="48" height="48" /></div >

<div style="text-align: right;"><a title="Jim Gaffigan" href="http://twitter.com/#%21/JimGaffigan">JimGaffigan</a> Jim Gaffigan</div >

<div style="text-align: right;">I wish more things in my life could be blamed on auto correct.</div >

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<div style="text-align: right;"><img class="alignright" src="http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/1157497978/l07JD_normal.jpg" alt="Sarah Silverman" width="48" height="48" /></div>

<div style="text-align: right;"><a title="Sarah Silverman" href="http://twitter.com/#%21/SarahKSilverman">SarahKSilverman</a> Sarah Silverman</div>

<div style="text-align: right;">Israel is this bizarro world where Jews r gorgeous &amp; kick-assy instead of sneezy &amp; shirt-stainy</div>

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<div style="text-align: right;"><img class="alignright" src="http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/1157497978/l07JD_normal.jpg" alt="Sarah Silverman" width="48" height="48" /></div>

<div style="text-align: right;"><a title="Sarah Silverman" href="http://twitter.com/#%21/SarahKSilverman">SarahKSilverman</a> Sarah Silverman</div>

<div style="text-align: right;">Experiencing a whole new set of smells <a title="#Israel" rel="nofollow" href="http://twitter.com/#%21/search?q=%23Israel">#Israel</a></div>

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<div><img class="alignright" src="http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/1157497978/l07JD_normal.jpg" alt="Sarah Silverman" width="48" height="48" /></div>

<div><a title="Sarah Silverman" href="http://twitter.com/#%21/SarahKSilverman">SarahKSilverman</a> Sarah Silverman</div>

<div>Exponentially more circumstances of thick-browed girls saying "Everyone says I look like you" <a title="#Israel" rel="nofollow" href="http://twitter.com/#%21/search?q=%23Israel">#Israel</a></div>

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<div style="text-align: right;"><img class="alignright" src="http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/1281990037/Unknown_normal.jpeg" alt="Norm Macdonald" width="48" height="48" /></div>

<div style="text-align: right;"><a title="Norm Macdonald" href="http://twitter.com/#%21/normmacdonald">normmacdonald</a> Norm Macdonald</div>

<div style="text-align: right;">I see Peter Falk is trending and so is Columbo. TV land is probably having one of their cool marathons.</div>

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<div style="text-align: right;"><img class="alignright" src="http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1393790513/_______2_normal.jpg" alt="Guri Alfi " width="48" height="48" /></div>

<div style="text-align: right;"><a title="Guri Alfi " href="http://twitter.com/#%21/AlfiGuri">AlfiGuri</a> Guri Alfi</div>

<div style="text-align: right;">לא הזמינו אותי לשבת בצינוק. מנסה לחשוב מה עשיתי בקריירה שלי שגרם לזה.</div>

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<p style="text-align: right;">האחיינים של עזיז אנסרי מושפעים כנראה מהסדרה החדשה של TNT, "פרנקלין ובאש", בכיכובו של מארק פול גוסלאר.</p>

<div><img class="alignright" src="http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/421377161/azizlittletwitter_normal.jpg" alt="Aziz Ansari" width="48" height="48" /></div>

<div><a title="Aziz Ansari" href="http://twitter.com/#%21/azizansari">azizansari</a> Aziz Ansari</div>

Pretty sure my lil cousins Darwish &amp; Harris will dress up as Franklin &amp; Bash for Halloween this year.

<p style="text-align: right;">גוסלאר מגיב:</p>

<div><img class="alignright" src="http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1142764133/103954094_normal.jpg" alt="Mark-Paul Gosselaar" width="48" height="48" /></div>

<div><a title="Mark-Paul Gosselaar" href="http://twitter.com/#%21/MP_Gosselaar">MP_Gosselaar</a> Mark-Paul Gosselaar</div>

If there's a God.

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<div><img class="alignright" src="http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/1133454029/Damon_Lindelof_26th_Annual_Television_Critics__cb62X2Hvzcl_normal.jpg" alt="Damon Lindelof" width="48" height="48" /></div>

<div><a title="Damon Lindelof" href="http://twitter.com/#%21/DamonLindelof">DamonLindelof</a> Damon Lindelof</div>

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<div>For the love of the Force, get these people to ComicCon!!! <a title="http://www.youtube.com/watch/?v=8qEZ6M2efBU" rel="nofollow" href="http://t.co/SDYzLEx" target="_blank">http://t.co/SDYzLEx</a></div>

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<div><img class="alignright" src="http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/1134281787/GS_HEADSHOT_normal.jpg" alt="Garry Shandling" width="48" height="48" /></div>

<div><a title="Garry Shandling" href="http://twitter.com/#%21/GarryShandling">GarryShandling</a> Garry Shandling</div>

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<div>When I buy condoms, I like to try one on to make sure it doesn't make me look fat.</div>

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<div><img class="alignright" src="http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/1411163754/dwightgroin_normal.jpg" alt="RainnWilson" width="48" height="48" /></div>

<div><a title="RainnWilson" href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rainnwilson">rainnwilson</a> RainnWilson</div>

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<div style="text-align: right;">I made a Salvador Dali emoticon %^'/</div>

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<div><img class="alignright" src="http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/834701885/DSC_0002_normal.jpg" alt="Will Arnett" width="48" height="48" /></div>

<div><a title="Will Arnett" href="http://twitter.com/#%21/arnettwill">arnettwill</a> Will Arnett</div>

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<div>Hey, if you're gonna tweet about Transformers, I beg you to employ a *spoiler alert*…thanks, no one.</div>

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<div><img class="alignright" src="http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1281573146/1272387682449_normal.jpg" alt="liron teeny" width="48" height="48" /></div>

<div><a title="liron teeny" href="http://twitter.com/#%21/liront">liront</a> liron teeny</div>

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<div>לכבוד הלילה הלבן כולנו משנים את תמונת הפרופיל לאלי לוזון.</div>

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<div><img class="alignright" src="http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1420499151/the_rocker_movie_poster_rainn_wilson_normal.jpg" alt="RainnWilson" width="48" height="48" /></div>

<div><a title="RainnWilson" href="http://twitter.com/#%21/rainnwilson">rainnwilson</a> RainnWilson</div>

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<div>Dear <a rel="nofollow" href="http://twitter.com/NewtGingrich">@NewtGingrich</a>: because of the many Newt/Schrute rhyme options, I humbly offer my services as your new campaign manager.</div>

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<div>סתם שתדעו.</div>

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<div><img class="alignright" src="http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/1133454029/Damon_Lindelof_26th_Annual_Television_Critics__cb62X2Hvzcl_normal.jpg" alt="Damon Lindelof" width="48" height="48" /></div>

<div><a title="Damon Lindelof" href="http://twitter.com/#%21/DamonLindelof">DamonLindelof</a> Damon Lindelof</div>

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<div>And yes. We ALL read the boards. Especially the ones who say they don't.</div>

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<div><img class="alignright" src="http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/728337241/conan_4cred_normal.jpg" alt="Conan O'Brien" width="48" height="48" /></div>

<div><a title="Conan O'Brien" href="http://twitter.com/#%21/ConanOBrien">ConanOBrien</a> Conan O'Brien</div>

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<div>Tom Hanks is on my show tonight. As usual, he’s a total dick.</div>

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<div><img class="alignright" src="http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/568525297/Picture_normal.png" alt="Stephen Colbert" width="48" height="48" /></div>

<div><a title="Stephen Colbert" href="http://twitter.com/#%21/StephenAtHome">StephenAtHome</a> Stephen Colbert</div>

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<div>I'm ready 4 July 4th! My 3-meat potato salad's been on the picnic table 4 a week. Dysentery is a great way to slim down 4 bathingsuit season</div>

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<div>אינפורמציה חשובה (זה לא רק אני שקורא אותו במבטא בריטי, נכון?):</div>

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<div><img class="alignright" src="http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1341678093/e82eff38-bedb-493d-b5fc-2d06eba77678_normal.png" alt="Stephen Fry" width="48" height="48" /></div>

<div><a title="Stephen Fry" href="http://twitter.com/#%21/stephenfry">stephenfry</a> Stephen Fry</div>

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<div>Landed in lovely London. Str8 off to studio to play God in a BBC drama about loony/violent reaction to Python masterpiece "Life of Brian"</div>

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<div><img class="alignright" src="http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1341678093/e82eff38-bedb-493d-b5fc-2d06eba77678_normal.png" alt="Stephen Fry" width="48" height="48" /></div>

<div><a title="Stephen Fry" href="http://twitter.com/#%21/stephenfry">stephenfry</a> Stephen Fry</div>

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<div>Phew! Production changed their mind: it's now ok to tweet pics of myself in divine form. Here I am in my dressing-room<a title="http://www.stephenfry.com/2011/07/01/4e0dfdb55a462/" rel="nofollow" href="http://t.co/tkPeC03" target="_blank"></a></div>

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<div><img src="http://www.stephenfry.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/image2-444×595.jpg" alt="http://www.stephenfry.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/image2-444×595.jpg" /></div>

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<div><img class="alignright" src="http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/1133454029/Damon_Lindelof_26th_Annual_Television_Critics__cb62X2Hvzcl_normal.jpg" alt="Damon Lindelof" width="48" height="48" /></div>

<div><a title="Damon Lindelof" href="http://twitter.com/#%21/DamonLindelof">DamonLindelof</a> Damon Lindelof</div>

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<div>Sometimes I wish I could say my mouth was hacked.</div>

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<div><img class="alignright" src="http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/809978370/Photo_38_normal.jpg" alt="Kristen Schaal" width="48" height="48" /></div>

<div><a title="Kristen Schaal" href="http://twitter.com/#%21/kristenschaaled">kristenschaaled</a> Kristen Schaal</div>

<div>Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn't free. <a title="#basichumanright" rel="nofollow" href="http://twitter.com/#%21/search?q=%23basichumanright">#basichumanright</a></div>

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<div><img class="alignright" src="http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1416598738/image_normal.jpg" alt="Jonah Hill" width="48" height="48" /></div>

<div><a title="Jonah Hill" href="http://twitter.com/#%21/JonahHill">JonahHill</a> Jonah Hill</div>

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<div>"I wish people on Twitter still cared enough to make fun of us" – Myspace</div>

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